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Copyright © 2016 by James Patterson
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Contents
COVER
TITLE PAGE
COPYRIGHT
DEDICATION
CHAPTER 1
CHAPTER 2
CHAPTER 3
CHAPTER 4
CHAPTER 5
CHAPTER 6
CHAPTER 7
CHAPTER 8
CHAPTER 9
CHAPTER 10
CHAPTER 11
CHAPTER 12
CHAPTER 13
CHAPTER 14
CHAPTER 15
CHAPTER 16
CHAPTER 17
CHAPTER 18
CHAPTER 19
CHAPTER 20
CHAPTER 21
CHAPTER 22
CHAPTER 23
CHAPTER 24
CHAPTER 25
CHAPTER 26
CHAPTER 27
CHAPTER 28
CHAPTER 29
CHAPTER 30
CHAPTER 31
CHAPTER 32
CHAPTER 33
CHAPTER 34
CHAPTER 35
CHAPTER 36
CHAPTER 37
CHAPTER 38
CHAPTER 39
CHAPTER 40
CHAPTER 41
CHAPTER 42
CHAPTER 43
CHAPTER 44
CHAPTER 45
CHAPTER 46
CHAPTER 47
CHAPTER 48
CHAPTER 49
CHAPTER 50
CHAPTER 51
CHAPTER 52
CHAPTER 53
CHAPTER 54
CHAPTER 55
CHAPTER 56
CHAPTER 57
CHAPTER 58
CHAPTER 59
EPILOGUE
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
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CHAPTER 1
“The world is always biggest when you’re small.”
—Isaiah
My story starts on the day I lost my entire family.
I’m running as fast as I can behind my big brothers and sisters. Down the hall. Past the mop bucket. Toward the open door.
We’re escaping from a place that’s foul and creepy and 100 percent HORRIBLE!
It’s also the only home my family and I have ever known.
My brothers and sisters are leading the way to our freedom. All ninety-six of ’em. I’m the youngest, not to mention the smallest. All I have to do is tail after them, just like I always do. Wherever they lead, I will follow. I know it’ll be a safer place. And better. It has to be!
Abe says so. Winnie, too.
We squeeze through that tiny crack between the door and the wall and enter the Land of the Giants.
Outside.
The place none of us has ever been before.
Have I mentioned how terrified I am?
Oh, no!
A lumpy black mountain reeking of rancid vegetables blocks our way forward. It forces my family to split up. To scatter in all directions.
“You guys?” I cry. “Wait up!”
They can’t wait. It’s too dangerous.
I try taking a shortcut to catch up with them. I run over the mountain.
Bad idea.
My right rear paw punches through something as thin as an eggshell. My leg plunges down into a slimy hole, and I can’t lift it out. This isn’t a mountain. It’s a big, black plastic sack filled with garbage.
“You guys?”
My brothers and sisters have totally disappeared.
And I’m trapped.
So, I do what I always do. I panic.
“HELP!” I yell.
This escape was my big brother Benji’s idea. But Benji’s gone. So are Abe and Winnie and—
I hear the heavy thuds of human shoes behind me.
Someone’s coming.
I yank at my leg. It won’t budge. I yank again.
On the third yank, I finally tug my foot free. I need to run. I need to find my family. Because without them, I don’t have any idea where I’m supposed to go or what I’m supposed to do!
On the other side of the garbage mountain, I skirt around a crumpled bag labeled D-O-R-I-T-O-S and reach a ledge.
“Winnie? Abe?”
I look around. Can’t see anybody.
Then I look down.
There’s a three-foot drop to a steel grate covering a dark tunnel.
I close my eyes tight and leap.
I land with a splash in cold, scummy water. I hate when my feet get wet.
“You guys?” I call out. “Did anybody else take the sewer drain? Anybody? Hello?”
No answer. Not even a squeak. Just my own voice echoing back at me.
I’ve heard humans say, “Are you a man, or are you a mouse?” when one of them is afraid and the other one needs him to be brave.
Well, I am definitely a mouse.
My name is Isaiah. I have never been more frightened in my whole life, and that’s saying something, because my whole life has been one big fright fest. But it doesn’t get any worse than this.
I don’t know where I am. And I’ve lost my family.
Or they lost me.
Either way, for the first time in my life, I’m completely alone.
CHAPTER 2
“God gave us the acorns, but He doesn’t crack them open for us.”
—I
saiah
I hear a siren.
Flashes of red light slice through the darkness, along with the shrieks of a siren. Yipes! Someone just sounded the alarm.
I want to hide forever in the darkest corner of this dripping drain, but something inside me says, Keep running, Isaiah. Never let them catch you! Go find your family! Hurry! Move it or lose it!
I scamper deeper into the darkness.
I’m extremely speedy. It’s all those months I spent on the exercise wheel. Swinging out my tail for balance, I round a blind curve. The strobing flashes of red disappear. So does all the other light. I use my whiskers, just like Mom taught me before she disappeared from the Horrible Place, to feel my way along the damp walls. I barrel headfirst into a black tunnel of nothingness.
And my feet keep getting wetter.
Suddenly, up ahead, I see a split shaft of light.
It’s another storm drain.
I scuttle up the slick side wall and come out in an alley littered with trash, some of which looks pretty tasty. But when you’re a mouse on the run, trying to catch up with the rest of your family, you really can’t stop for a snack, no matter how tempting. I slip on a squishy brown banana peel, slide sideways toward a pile of boxes, and skid through an opening skinnier than a page in a book.
When I glide out (on my bottom) on the other side, I hear voices.
Human voices.
“Find them, you idiot!” snarls one. “Find them all!”
“This isn’t my fault,” blubbers the other. “I only left the ding-dang door open for a second.”
I don’t wait to hear any more.
I scale the side of a building. Climb straight up it using tiny holes that humans wouldn’t even know were there. When I reach the top, I see a thick, black utility line swaying in the breeze. I spring off the wall, fly through the air, and land with a boing and a bounce.
Using my tail for balance, the way a tightrope walker uses a pole, I race along the bobbing wire.
Soon I’m over another alley. Or maybe a toxic waste dump. The air smells so extremely gross, it makes my whiskers quiver. Rust. Putrid chemicals. The scent of rotting eggs.
My ears are blasted by the shrieks of that alarm horn. It makes my spine shiver all the way down to the tip of my tail. I need my brothers and sisters to buck me up and make me brave.
But I still can’t see any of them.
I shout down to the ground anyway.
“You guys? Abe? Winnie? Anybody? Where are you?”
CHAPTER 3
“A mouse may run swiftly, but it can never escape its own tail.”
—Isaiah
I feel like I’ve been running for hours, even though it’s probably been only five minutes.
The humans are far behind me now, but they’re loud—and my ears are extremely sensitive.
“That’s ninety-five,” says one.
“Make that ninety-six,” says the other. “Gotcha!”
Oh, no! They caught my whole family. Abe and Winnie and Benji and—
“Good work,” cries one of the humans. “Who’s missing?”
“One of the ding-dang blue ones. The runt.”
“That’s Blue 97. Look! Something’s moving behind that barrel!”
“You ain’t gettin’ away, Blue Boy!”
They take off. So do I.
From the fading sound of their voices, I’d say we’re heading in opposite directions.
Have you ever been separated from your family in a strange place?
What did you do? Sit down and cry your eyes out? That’s my plan, too.
The terrible thing is, I know exactly where they are. Somewhere I can never, ever go back to.
I know the others will try to escape again. My big brother Benji isn’t a quitter. He won’t ever give up. He’ll hatch another scheme. Soon.
But until then, what would I do? Live in the outside all by myself? I’ve never had to find my own food or a place to sleep before. Where would I even start?
All of a sudden, the clouds part. The midday sun warms my fur and dries my toes.
I decide to keep moving. I need to find a place where I can hide until Benji and the rest of my family try to break out of the Horrible Place again. When they do, I’ll be waiting for ’em!
Now, I know what you’re probably thinking: “Wait a second, Isaiah. You’re a mouse. Mice are supposed to be nocturnal creatures, nearly blind. That much noontime sunshine must really hurt your eyeballs.”
Well, first off, if you don’t mind, we mice are nocturnal and crepuscular, which, of course, means we’re active throughout the night, as well as at dusk and dawn. How do I know a big word like crepuscular? Oh, I know all sorts of big words. For instance, tenebrous. It’s another word for crepuscular.
But as far as the sunshine frying my eyes, not to worry. Unlike a lot of garden-variety field mice, day or night, I have practically perfect eyesight. My sense of smell is amazing, too. Ten times better than a dog’s. In fact, I’m incredibly different in a lot of different ways.
For instance, if you saw me, you would definitely scream. Not just because I’m a mouse, but because I’m a blue mouse. The same bright sky blue as the marshmallow rabbits the Long Coats were nibbling on last Easter.
Not to brag, but I’m also very smart, with a very advanced (dare I say urbane?) vocabulary for an animal who only weighs one ounce and measures five and a half inches long.
All of my brothers and sisters are special, too, but in different ways. And we’re not all blue. Winnie, for instance, is chartreuse—a bright shade of yellow-green. Abe? He’s red, or, as he calls it, “electric crimson.”
I’m guessing, however, that none of my ninety-six siblings are as stupendously scared as I am right now, because, basically, I’m the coward in the family. It’s true. Out of all ninety-seven of us, I’m the biggest scaredy-cat.
Yipes!
See? I just scared myself with the word cat.
Oh, no, I said it again! My legs go all rubbery as I run full speed along the power line. I slip off and tumble down, head over tail!
There’s no net, but luckily, there is a pile of soft, fluffy leaves.
I know what you’re thinking. I’m not proud of my faintheartedness and timidity, but it’s a sad fact. Benji once said my fur should be yellow instead of blue.
I play dead for a minute or two. Just in case one of the Long Coats followed me this far. Or, worse, there might be a bird circling overhead, looking for lunch.
When all I can hear is the wind rustling through the tall grass and the thumping of my own heart, I slowly raise my head and, hoping against hope, scan the horizon. I’m looking for a familiar snout. A friendly set of whiskers.
“Abe?” I whimper. “Winnie? Benji?”
Of course there’s no answer. What I heard the humans say is true. They’ve all been caught. Every last one.
Except me. The most cowardly mouse in my whole family.
CHAPTER 4
“When you’ve already lost everything, you have nothing left to lose.”
—Isaiah
I stand up on my hind legs and check out my surroundings.
I’m alone in the world. And I have absolutely no idea where in the world I am.
I figure I have a choice:
A) I could turn around, run back to the Horrible Place, and turn myself in to the Long Coats. If I do that, I’ll be with my family again, sucking sugar water out of a tube and munching on kibble before nightfall, all snug and toasty in my bed of cedar shavings.
B) I can keep running. Find someplace to hide. Wait for my family to escape and find me.
I go with B. Right before we ran out the back door, my cedar shavings got sort of soggy. Don’t tell anybody, but the idea of escaping the Horrible Place was such a terrifying thought, I wet my bed.
I read somewhere (yes, I can read—how’d you think I learned all those big words?) that “we have nothing to fear but fear itself.”
Okay, a human definitely wrote that. We m
ice are so small we have plenty to be afraid of. Birds, cats, and clumsy mop pushers who wear clunky work boots.
I may not be courageous, but I am definitely curious. For instance, I wonder what’s beyond the tree line at the far side of this field I just landed in?
So I scamper across the tall grass (it tickles) and scurry through a thick stand of evergreens, and just like that, I’m in the suburbs. I think. I can’t be certain because I’ve never seen the Land of Suburbia before. I’ve only read about it.
That’s the one good thing I can say about the Horrible Place: we had books. Lots and lots of books. A whole library full of ’em. We also had tests. Lots and lots of tests.
But, sometimes, when the Long Coats weren’t looking, I’d read for fun. I liked adventure stories. In fact, I always wanted to go on a Grand Adventure. Now I know it’s just another way to say you’re lost and on your own.
Still, there’s that niggling curiosity.
The world I just entered is so different from anything I’ve ever known.
I wander around and check out the sights. Lots of trees, parked cars, and abandoned tricycles. I stick pretty close to the curbs and gutters, just in case I have to make another emergency storm-drain exit.
Some of the big windows in the giant human houses have cats in them. I know they know I’m out here. Cats are clever. Especially when they’re hungry.
Speaking of which…
After all of my running and jumping and trembling with fear, the sugar water I gulped down for breakfast (I was too nervous to even look at my kibble) has totally evaporated. I start nosing around for something to eat. And I’m not being too picky or particular.
Did you know that the word mouse supposedly came from the Sanskrit word mus, which means thief? Now, I don’t typically think of myself as a thief. I’ve never taken anything that wasn’t freely given to me. I never had to.
But scurrying through Suburbia, a stranger in a strange land, I realize I might not have much of a choice. No Long Coat is going to come along and toss me my daily scoop of crunchy kibble.

Miracle at Augusta
The Store
The Midnight Club
The Witnesses
The 9th Judgment
Against Medical Advice
The Quickie
Little Black Dress
Private Oz
Homeroom Diaries
Gone
Lifeguard
Kill Me if You Can
Bullseye
Confessions of a Murder Suspect
Black Friday
Manhunt
Filthy Rich
Step on a Crack
Private
Private India
Game Over
Private Sydney
The Murder House
Mistress
I, Michael Bennett
The Gift
The Postcard Killers
The Shut-In
The House Husband
The Lost
I, Alex Cross
Going Bush
16th Seduction
The Jester
Along Came a Spider
The Lake House
Four Blind Mice
Tick Tock
Private L.A.
Middle School, the Worst Years of My Life
Cross Country
The Final Warning
Word of Mouse
Come and Get Us
Sail
I Funny TV: A Middle School Story
Private London
Save Rafe!
Swimsuit
Sam's Letters to Jennifer
3rd Degree
Double Cross
Judge & Jury
Kiss the Girls
Second Honeymoon
Guilty Wives
1st to Die
NYPD Red 4
Truth or Die
Private Vegas
The 5th Horseman
7th Heaven
I Even Funnier
Cross My Heart
Let’s Play Make-Believe
Violets Are Blue
Zoo
Home Sweet Murder
The Private School Murders
Alex Cross, Run
Hunted: BookShots
The Fire
Chase
14th Deadly Sin
Bloody Valentine
The 17th Suspect
The 8th Confession
4th of July
The Angel Experiment
Crazy House
School's Out - Forever
Suzanne's Diary for Nicholas
Cross Justice
Maximum Ride Forever
The Thomas Berryman Number
Honeymoon
The Medical Examiner
Killer Chef
Private Princess
Private Games
Burn
10th Anniversary
I Totally Funniest: A Middle School Story
Taking the Titanic
The Lawyer Lifeguard
The 6th Target
Cross the Line
Alert
Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports
1st Case
Unlucky 13
Haunted
Cross
Lost
11th Hour
Bookshots Thriller Omnibus
Target: Alex Cross
Hope to Die
The Noise
Worst Case
Dog's Best Friend
Nevermore: The Final Maximum Ride Adventure
I Funny: A Middle School Story
NYPD Red
Till Murder Do Us Part
Black & Blue
Fang
Liar Liar
The Inn
Sundays at Tiffany's
Middle School: Escape to Australia
Cat and Mouse
Instinct
The Black Book
London Bridges
Toys
The Last Days of John Lennon
Roses Are Red
Witch & Wizard
The Dolls
The Christmas Wedding
The River Murders
The 18th Abduction
The 19th Christmas
Middle School: How I Got Lost in London
Just My Rotten Luck
Red Alert
Walk in My Combat Boots
Three Women Disappear
21st Birthday
All-American Adventure
Becoming Muhammad Ali
The Murder of an Angel
The 13-Minute Murder
Rebels With a Cause
The Trial
Run for Your Life
The House Next Door
NYPD Red 2
Ali Cross
The Big Bad Wolf
Middle School: My Brother Is a Big, Fat Liar
Private Paris
Miracle on the 17th Green
The People vs. Alex Cross
The Beach House
Cross Kill
Dog Diaries
The President's Daughter
Happy Howlidays
Detective Cross
The Paris Mysteries
Watch the Skies
113 Minutes
Alex Cross's Trial
NYPD Red 3
Hush Hush
Now You See Her
Merry Christmas, Alex Cross
2nd Chance
Private Royals
Two From the Heart
Max
I, Funny
Blindside (Michael Bennett)
Sophia, Princess Among Beasts
Armageddon
Don't Blink
NYPD Red 6
The First Lady
Texas Outlaw
Hush
Beach Road
Private Berlin
The Family Lawyer
Jack & Jill
The Midwife Murders
Middle School: Rafe's Aussie Adventure
The Murder of King Tut: The Plot to Kill the Child King
First Love
The Dangerous Days of Daniel X
Hawk
Private Delhi
The 20th Victim
The Shadow
Katt vs. Dogg
The Palm Beach Murders
2 Sisters Detective Agency
Humans, Bow Down
You've Been Warned
Cradle and All
20th Victim: (Women’s Murder Club 20) (Women's Murder Club)
Season of the Machete
Woman of God
Mary, Mary
Blindside
Invisible
The Chef
Revenge
See How They Run
Pop Goes the Weasel
15th Affair
Middle School: Get Me Out of Here!
Middle School: How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill
From Hero to Zero - Chris Tebbetts
G'day, America
Max Einstein Saves the Future
The Cornwalls Are Gone
Private Moscow
Two Schools Out - Forever
Hollywood 101
Deadly Cargo: BookShots
21st Birthday (Women's Murder Club)
The Sky Is Falling
Cajun Justice
Bennett 06 - Gone
The House of Kennedy
Waterwings
Murder is Forever, Volume 2
Maximum Ride 02
Treasure Hunters--The Plunder Down Under
Private Royals: BookShots (A Private Thriller)
After the End
Private India: (Private 8)
Escape to Australia
WMC - First to Die
Boys Will Be Boys
The Red Book
11th hour wmc-11
Hidden
You've Been Warned--Again
Unsolved
Pottymouth and Stoopid
Hope to Die: (Alex Cross 22)
The Moores Are Missing
Black & Blue: BookShots (Detective Harriet Blue Series)
Airport - Code Red: BookShots
Kill or Be Killed
School's Out--Forever
When the Wind Blows
Heist: BookShots
Murder of Innocence (Murder Is Forever)
Red Alert_An NYPD Red Mystery
Malicious
Scott Free
The Summer House
French Kiss
Treasure Hunters
Murder Is Forever, Volume 1
Secret of the Forbidden City
Cross the Line: (Alex Cross 24)
Witch & Wizard: The Fire
Women's Murder Club [06] The 6th Target
Cross My Heart ac-21
Alex Cross’s Trial ак-15
Alex Cross 03 - Jack & Jill
Liar Liar: (Harriet Blue 3) (Detective Harriet Blue Series)
Cross Country ак-14
Honeymoon h-1
Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment
The Big Bad Wolf ак-9
Dead Heat: BookShots (Book Shots)
Kill and Tell
Avalanche
Robot Revolution
Public School Superhero
12th of Never
Max: A Maximum Ride Novel
All-American Murder
Murder Games
Robots Go Wild!
My Life Is a Joke
Private: Gold
Demons and Druids
Jacky Ha-Ha
Postcard killers
Princess: A Private Novel
Kill Alex Cross ac-18
12th of Never wmc-12
The Murder of King Tut
I Totally Funniest
Cross Fire ак-17
Count to Ten
Women's Murder Club [10] 10th Anniversary
Women's Murder Club [01] 1st to Die
I, Michael Bennett mb-5
Nooners
Women's Murder Club [08] The 8th Confession
Private jm-1
Treasure Hunters: Danger Down the Nile
Worst Case mb-3
Don’t Blink
The Games
The Medical Examiner: A Women's Murder Club Story
Black Market
Gone mb-6
Women's Murder Club [02] 2nd Chance
French Twist
Kenny Wright
Manhunt: A Michael Bennett Story
Cross Kill: An Alex Cross Story
Confessions of a Murder Suspect td-1
Second Honeymoon h-2
Chase_A BookShot_A Michael Bennett Story
Confessions: The Paris Mysteries
Women's Murder Club [09] The 9th Judgment
Absolute Zero
Nevermore: The Final Maximum Ride Adventure mr-8
Angel: A Maximum Ride Novel mr-7
Juror #3
Million-Dollar Mess Down Under
The Verdict: BookShots (A Jon Roscoe Thriller)
The President Is Missing: A Novel
Women's Murder Club [04] 4th of July
The Hostage: BookShots (Hotel Series)
$10,000,000 Marriage Proposal
Diary of a Succubus
Unbelievably Boring Bart
Angel: A Maximum Ride Novel
Stingrays
Confessions: The Private School Murders
Stealing Gulfstreams
Women's Murder Club [05] The 5th Horseman
Zoo 2
Jack Morgan 02 - Private London
Treasure Hunters--Quest for the City of Gold
The Christmas Mystery
Murder in Paradise
Kidnapped: BookShots (A Jon Roscoe Thriller)
Triple Homicide_Thrillers
16th Seduction: (Women’s Murder Club 16) (Women's Murder Club)
14th Deadly Sin: (Women’s Murder Club 14)
Texas Ranger
Witch & Wizard 04 - The Kiss
Women's Murder Club [03] 3rd Degree
Break Point: BookShots
Alex Cross 04 - Cat & Mouse
Maximum Ride
Fifty Fifty: (Harriet Blue 2) (Detective Harriet Blue Series)
Alex Cross 02 - Kiss the Girls
The President Is Missing
Hunted
House of Robots
Dangerous Days of Daniel X
Tick Tock mb-4
10th Anniversary wmc-10
The Exile
Private Games-Jack Morgan 4 jm-4
Burn: (Michael Bennett 7)
Laugh Out Loud
The People vs. Alex Cross: (Alex Cross 25)
Peril at the Top of the World
I Funny TV
Merry Christmas, Alex Cross ac-19
#1 Suspect jm-3
Fang: A Maximum Ride Novel
Women's Murder Club [07] 7th Heaven
The End